Whaaaat a Dork.

meowdk: Over forty years later: WOAH! Yeah, no…...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:33:27 -0400

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

WOAH!

Yeah, no… he’s actually saying “have any hair on your balls?”

(x)

dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch: seththewolf: sarrahxhabibi: a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:05:56 -0400

dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:

seththewolf:

sarrahxhabibi:

animaniac101:

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

kommandanthydra:

agent-silva:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

Oh my god

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:17:45 -0400

humansofnewyork: My last wife was 47 years older than me.” “47...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:33:39 -0400

humansofnewyork:

My last wife was 47 years older than me.”

“47 years???”

“Yep. We met when she was 80 and I was 33. She came to the nursing home where I worked, and everyday she would spend six hours with her dying husband. I said to myself: ‘If she ever loves me like that, I’ll be OK.’ We married a couple years later, and stayed together until she died at the age of 96. If I had any money, I’d make a movie about it.”

Zach. You might laugh.

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:54:31 -0400

Zach. You might laugh.

impala1: By elheminna This is all I can think of.

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:51:00 -0400

impala1:

By elheminna

This is all I can think of.

ganitsirk: In Arizona we don’t say “I love you,” we say “Cholla saguaro barrel cactus prickly...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:09:39 -0400

ganitsirk:

In Arizona we don’t say “I love you,” we say “Cholla saguaro barrel cactus prickly pear,” which means something like “I will fuck you the fuck up if you even try to touch me.” There’s no room for love in the desert, ese.

antoscar: Last minute gift idea… Zach….

Fri, 10 May 2013 01:17:07 -0400

antoscar:

Last minute gift idea…

Zach….

Mon, 06 May 2013 06:13:24 -0400

femmejackfrost: caealbert: latalienein: This is my fifteen...

Wed, 01 May 2013 02:24:44 -0400

femmejackfrost:

caealbert:

latalienein:

This is my fifteen year old sister, Hannah. She has a cyst on her pineal gland, which is in the middle of her brain. (From what I understand, a cyst is like a tumor but filled with liquid.) We’ve known about it for about two years, and it constantly gives her horrific headaches, that can last weeks. Her vision is getting very bad because of it too, and so is her quality of life, she’s started fainting and had a couple seizures recently. Just last week we had a Skype conference with one of the two neurosurgeons, in the world, who would potentially perform the surgery to remove it. (A lot of people have trouble getting this surgery approved, but because Hannah’s is one of the largest cysts in one of the youngest patients, it was approved.) Praise God. The surgery will take place in June, but only if we can pay the $50,000. We really need help raising this money.

http://www.youcaring.com/medical-fundraiser/help-hannah/46345

This is the link to the fundraising site.

Any amount helps.

Please keep her in your prayers.

<3

Seriously guys, get on this. If my followers alone donated a dollar each it would make a huge difference. Please, you don’t know what this means to me, or Hannah, Natalie and Timmy for that matter.

Even if you can’t donate, reblogging helps too.

Get a sistah some brain surgery.

No, google drive, I really REALLY did not mean...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 03:16:39 -0400

No, google drive, I really REALLY did not mean “alot”.

…Robots, I swear.

I made fruit tarts and they were good.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:03:46 -0400

I made fruit tarts and they were good.

All it took for Dean to win one game of rock-paper-scissors was...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:43:00 -0400

All it took for Dean to win one game of rock-paper-scissors was an angel stopping the Titanic from sinking.

funfrom4chan: Well I’m all out of ideas.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:11:43 -0400

funfrom4chan:

Well I’m all out of ideas.

razzledazzy: razzledazzy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:31:27 -0400

razzledazzy:

razzledazzy:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE

WHAT THE FLAGELLATED FUCK?

It means your school is having a hot sauce drive… duh.

endversed: when castiel squints my heart triples in size Maybe if the Grinch had seen...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 02:46:35 -0400

endversed:

when castiel squints my heart triples in size

Maybe if the Grinch had seen Supernatural, that whole Christmas fiasco wouldn’t have gone down.

…and I swear, in that moment we were pickled beets.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:24:06 -0400

…and I swear, in that moment we were pickled beets.

weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter: Greatest intro to a porn...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:45:05 -0400

weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:

Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.

I cannot tell you how happy this made me.

well that hurt

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:53:09 -0400

well that hurt

I’m 216% sure I just figured out how magazines were invented. The coca cola guy or some shit...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:13:32 -0400

I’m 216% sure I just figured out how magazines were invented.

The coca cola guy or some shit was like “hrm.. these book things are pretty popular, how can I make money off it? I could put an ad in it!… no, then only a few people would see it, and possible only once… I’ll make a book that people have to read every month, and the pages will be so hard to turn that they have to lick their fingers to get traction, then they’re gonna get thirsty as hell from all the finger licking, and they’ll be like “wish I had a coke right meow”, and I’ll be rich as shit”